twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl)

Ahhh, snuggled up in bed with my very small, very hot, water filled rubber girlfriend.

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(Source: rhubrbtrmoil)

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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coarseoutline:

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(Source: personah)

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