punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

bahsatan:

Limited edition

bahsatan:

Limited edition

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what in the shit pissing fuck

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

(Source: lewky)

batsonthebrain:

nanner:

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.

(Source: robbstark)

blackguyandrew:

vault—girl:

drunkdirk:

angryblackman:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

angryblackman:

ebenezersceaux:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry

have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades

so unfair

are you hitting on me

thought you were a beyblade hero

nigga, you used a RC beyblade???
kill yourself

RC Beyblade?

Nigga you weak.

I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin

I’m not wearin a bra

Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.

But this nigga used a Dranzer.

A fucking Dranzer.

That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.

Iconic

The day thirst trap didn’t work. And she made sure they knew it was thirst trap.

… and it still didn’t work.

(Source: everytimeipie)

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ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

(Source: meme4u)